Standout Quotes
A running log of memorable lines from the table.
Session 09 — The General and Baby Girl
“Plus we can go to the one place untouched by capitalism.” — Mr. Zip, on the Moon
“That brown shit hits different.” — Fix-it-Felix, on Kenny’s deliberately botched synthcoke
“Like converting champagne into box wine.” — Mr. Zip
“Cars, I don’t even see a car until I come to Night City a few years ago.” — Kenny Log-ins
“There’s a whole lot more spin under that than I think you’re ready to put between your legs, Buster.” — Peaches, to Broker, about her motorcycle
“Yes, I don’t go anywhere without it… or my myriad nameplates that I can place on any desk that I run into in order to let everybody know exactly who I am.” — Ledger
“He’s fine. I use the child locks… We all safe inside car. That’s why we still inside car.” — Mr. Zip, to Ledger
“Well, Kenny is here to put a banana into the tailpipe of the General, but please don’t tell the Dookie Boys about that plan.” — Kenny Log-ins, to Ledger
“It’s here, let me put it this way, man. They’re not a megacorp. Okay? We’ve all been burned by those before.” — The Duke Boys, on the Pacifica Confederacy
“This is really good for your core.” — Broker, riding a malfunctioning washing machine water purifier
“No generator necessary, no network, no grid, just bicycle.” — Mr. Zip
“Sir. I hate that you might be right.” — Isabella
“I kinda wanna know who we might be screwing over. And whether it’s worth it.” — Mr. Zip
“Well, I mean, you already cast aspersions towards that poor mechanic who didn’t do anything wrong.” — DM
Session 08 — Ziptown Recon and Blacktop Saints Race Plan
“We used to have this butler. The first time I got high was with that butler. Then he tried to molest me, but I said no.” “But I feel good about it. I’m cool. I felt wanted.” — Fix-it-Felix
“I guess it’s nice to feel wanted sometimes, but maybe not in that way… Kenny kinda grew up in a rough situation and got himself into some scrapes after his parents went missing, but I never got that bad touch and I feel pretty good about that.” — Kenny Log-ins
“I meant he had like this wiener dog and he replaced it with a cyber dog… he became a dick.” — Fix-it-Felix, explaining his cousin’s cyberpsychosis
“You, you! I know you. I followed you out here, you piece of shit… You’re a fraud and I’m gonna prove it. I’ve got my eyes on you.” — Hank Nguyen, confronting Broker
“Broker, what the frick are you doing with these guys? They’re talking about launching rockets at people on the street.” — Isabella
“I would like some peace of mind. Have not slept full night for many, many weeks.” — Mira Stojanovic
“They seem to be rather practical people. They’ve always focused on rebuilding roads, charging tolls — that’s kind of been their way of living in this post-crash world.” — Ledger, on the Blacktop Saints
Session 07 — Downtime, Deals, and the Long Way to the Moon
“Camaraderie. Camaraderie always stays.” — Broker, to Isabella
“You feel that if we die, I die. It’s hard to explain, just that when this consciousness is ingrained, it’s deep. If the whole dies, the parts die too. And your cure, putting Choo-Two in my body — that cure is poison. You might as well dump us in the bay.” — Misty, appealing on behalf of The Calling
“My bosses aren’t looking to save your spooky friends because they discovered compassion. They just want Continental Brands to eat shit. Right now, those are basically the same job.” — Zach the Hot Dog Maniac
“I’d rather they be up there than down here. They can stay contained up there.” — Mr. Zip, on exiling The Calling to the Moon
“We’re not bank, I tell you.” — Mira Stojanovic, negotiating the helicopter trade
“Increasingly when I’m high — and even more when I’m not high — I’m just seeing the shadow of my father. This big hulking beast of a man, hyper competent edge runner. And I know in my core that I am not that, but I need to be that if I’m going to continue surviving.” — Kenny Log-ins, on the visions driving his linear frame build
“Nice tits, bro.” “Oh, thank you. Tell Dr. Willie he did good work, right?” — Fix-it-Felix and Kenny, on the muscle and bone lace
Session 06 — Kenny Just Logged In
“Just feed the dog please… if you’d never see me again, it was nice knowing you, and I hope that you don’t remember me as too bad of a guy.” “Kenny, I’m worried.” “Yeah, me too. Bye.” — Kenny Log-ins and Unity
“This doesn’t follow our readouts at all. This doesn’t make any sense. We know how our own product works.” “He’s using Borgware that you are not familiar with. It’s from space.” — Mr. Continental and Kenny Log-ins
Kenny points at his shutters with two fingers, then points at Mr. Continental: “Kenny just logged in.” — Kenny Log-ins, after rolling a 39 on his hack of Mr. Continental’s agent
“This is not going your way. Maybe you stop trying to just kill people and we let you walk away on your feet. You leave Dr. Willie behind, you walk away from this place on your feet, and you don’t die today.” — Kenny Log-ins, cornering Mr. Continental
“I got a riddle for you, Mr. Continental. If you aim to give us a shot, we’ll riddle you. What are we?… The answer is a helicopter.” — Mr. Zip
“You might have had a little misdirection successful there, Broker — I don’t think Mr. Continental ever saw you. So despite your dope-ass disguise, you’re gonna get away with this one.” — Peyote Quixote (DM)
“Frankly, I’m just stoked to be alive and not stuck in that stupid ass closet anymore.” — Dr. Willie, on being freed
“I know I’m pretty attracted to having a collective, but this is my collective, these guys.” — Kenny Log-ins, to The Calling
“Look at the tail numbers on it. This is Continental Breads. It’s a treat to eat, boys.” “Oh yeah, fuck the corpos.” “Except for you, Broker.” — Kenny Log-ins, showing off Mr. Zip’s stolen helicopter
Session 05 — Deals and Escape
“Why did you have to drink the vilify, you stupid old horn dog?” “I didn’t drink anything. She got the drop on me.” — Kenny Log-ins and Professor Jackson
“The two options are give us the gear or drink the choo-too.” “We will not drink it its poison willingly.” — Kenny Log-ins and The Calling (speaking through Jackson)
“We think we would make pretty good nomads actually. With a combined mind cluster — think of what we could accomplish.” — The Calling
“Express written consent.” — Fix-it-Felix, setting the terms of the crew’s deal with The Calling
“I mean, honestly, we’re all capitalist zombies in some way, right? At least they know it, with their beady purple eyes.” — Broker
“You have never looked more like Broker in your entire life than you look right now.” — Peyote Quixote (DM, on Broker’s domino-mask disguise roll)
“I don’t care what ails you, bro.” — Fix-it-Felix (offering Kenny’s synthcoke to a dying gang leader as a cure-all)
Session 04 — The Vilify Hive Mind
“My name’s uh Kenny Loggins. Uh uh I because I log in, I log right in, you know.” — Kenny Log-ins (introducing himself to Ledger)
“Do you all see through each other’s eyes and hear through each other’s ears?” “Of course we are one.” — Mr. Zip and The Calling
“There are no dogs in Night City.” — The Calling (repeatedly, with total sincerity)
“Martin is us.” — The Calling (on Martin Gorsky’s status)
“That’s a funny story, ‘cause from what I’m seeing, one of your students whom you’ve had relations with turned to a life of drugs — and now she’s a poster child for a bad time at your university.” — Broker (shaking down Professor Jackson at 2 AM)
“That’s just fucking chocolate.” — Dr. Brightowski (after scanning choco kibble for nanites, at Mr. Zip’s request)
“It’d be pretty cool if you could pop your arm off and it could go do something for you.” / “No, gross.” — Kenny Log-ins and The Calling
“Here’s hopin’ I see you never.” — Ledger (parting ways, no hard feelings)
Session 03 — Data Cube, Vilify, Moonlit Conspiracy
“Continental, I just gotta say I love your choco kibble. It’s such a treat to eat.” — Kenny Log-ins (to Mr. Continental, mid-negotiation)
“I like money.” — Mr. Zip (agreeing to the CB retainer)
“The broker’s all about that nine to five crime.” — Broker
“Gotta pay that tuition somehow.” — Golden Girl (on why she took the CB job)
“Hey doctor, remember that one time you could have just given us the cube and we would have left and you would not have gotten your place blown up? But then you didn’t give it to us so your place got blown up. What a funny time.” — Kenny Log-ins (greeting Dr. Willie in his cell)
“I haven’t done anything worse than any other mad scientist in Night City.” — Dr. Willie
“I brain-danced this film. I tell you what.” — Eric Roberts (seeing the Good Movie Night projection)
“Need to find my way down. Need to find my way home. I’m sorry, Max.” — Martin Gorsky (post-it note found in his abandoned apartment)
Session 02 — Nexus Mods
“Oh, yeah, we get that protein style. It’s gonna be some protein. Don’t ask where it comes from though.” — Kenny Log-ins (explaining the local protein-style hot dogs to Broker)
“I would like a consultation about a digestive implant so that I can have more fun at the rages drinking the alcohol without feeling regret.” — Kenny Log-ins (undercover as “Johnny St. John, interpretive dance student”)
“I never trust a man who puts ketchup on his hot dog.” — Fix-it-Felix
“Catch up? First of all, I only eat cage-free Polish sausages, and I don’t put that nasty shit anywhere near them.” — Dr. Brightowski
“Alright, this guy’s on the level, guys.” — Fix-it-Felix
“I know this seems weird… it’s going to be okay. Don’t worry about it, we’re not doing anything weird.” — Kenny Log-ins (while duct-taping the cleaning lady)
“Willy! I come for what’s mine!” — Broker (charging down the hallway)
“Did you guys get free chocolate kibble? What kind of benefits do you guys get? I love this stuff.” — Kenny Log-ins (holstering his gun for the Continental Brands mercs)
Session 01 — The Vilify Trail
“I found that in the dumpster behind the Goose.” — Kenny Log-ins (about the coffee Broker is drinking)
“It keeps things from touching the floor. So thanks, I guess.” — Sloan Enderman (on the desk Fix-it-Felix sourced for him)
“Stay the fuck off that shit! You run across any of it, you smash it in the streets. Run it down the gutters.” — Don Swayze
“We didn’t do nothing to Continental Brands. We didn’t do nothing.” — Piranha gang member (slipping up while high on Vilify)
“Okay — I slowly stand up.” — Mr. Zip (after doing the worm at knifepoint)
“He’s best.” — Piranha gang member (about Dr. Willie, while very high on Vilify)
Session 00 — VTT Tutorial & Character Intros
“You never touch another man’s tool without asking.” — Kenny Log-ins (to Mr. Zip)
“Real estate’s cheap in the combat zone.” — Kenny Log-ins
“I just like shooting people. My passion.” — Fix-it-Felix
“This is why my healer got a shooter.” — Golden Girl
“We’re gonna get you out of this alive, maybe.” — Kenny Log-ins (to Testyboy)
“You stubbed your pinky finger. It hurts like hell and you put it in your mouth.” — DM, narrating Kenny’s crit fail